Let's lay (Bad choice of words) our cards on the table . DSK loves sex, sex, sex! Now what's wrong with that ? Most people when they can get it, love sex also . More and more details are surfacing about DSK's Libertine lifestyle . Crazy stuff, right out of the movies(or Plato's retreat) . It seems that Mr. Strauss-Kahn has basically attended lavish dinner parties, where everyone walks around nude and eventually you have sex with multiple partners (Viagra fueled I would imagine) . I wonder if there is a "Virgin Sacrifice"?
Seriously, you don't think every guy is jealous of the short, stout DSK (Did someone say 2 inches or less?) and his sexual exploits ? Do you think he has the most career shtups behind Wilt Chamberlain . Elliot Spitzer couldn't even get invited to one of these . I could see him at this party in his boxers with a little logo , "Gov" on his shirt like Mel Brooks in Blazing saddles .
So what could you argue are his problems here? Married, yes. Former "head " of the IMF ,yes. Possibly paying for sex? Yes. Was sex safe? Who knows . At the end of the day , putting all these issues behind(I couldn't help myself) it sounds like he had a good ol time . Anthony Weiner, Elliot Spitzer eat(sorry) your hearts out .
Steve "Dr. Ruth " Goldman reporting .
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