I Hope DSK Enjoyed His Little Encounter With the Hotel Maid; It Looks Like It's Gonna Cost Him $6 Million!

So it looks like the entire Civil Case could  be coming to a close before the holidays. Reports are that the "maid has it made"!  Six million to her..Probably $4 mill after attorrneys fees. Nice work attorney Ken Thompson.  I hear DSK's  rich, estranged wife is actually  lending him $ 3 mill.
   So was justice served ? You be the judge on that one.  All I can say is that was one expensive lo_d!

   Only in America ! God  Bless.

DSK's Life As a Libertine Makes Elliot Spitzer Look Like a Prude!

 Let's lay (Bad choice of words) our cards on the table . DSK  loves sex, sex, sex!  Now  what's wrong with that  ? Most people when they can get it, love sex also .  More and more details are surfacing about  DSK's  Libertine lifestyle . Crazy stuff, right out of the movies(or Plato's retreat) . It seems that Mr. Strauss-Kahn  has basically attended lavish dinner parties, where everyone walks around  nude and eventually you have sex with multiple partners (Viagra fueled I would imagine) . I wonder if there is a "Virgin Sacrifice"?
   Seriously, you don't think every guy is jealous of the short, stout DSK (Did someone say 2 inches or less?)  and his sexual exploits ? Do you think he has the most career  shtups behind Wilt Chamberlain . Elliot Spitzer couldn't even get invited to one of these .  I  could see him at this party  in his boxers with a little logo , "Gov" on  his shirt  like Mel Brooks in Blazing saddles .
    So  what could you argue are his  problems here? Married, yes. Former "head " of the IMF ,yes. Possibly paying for sex?  Yes. Was sex safe? Who knows . At the end of the day , putting  all these issues behind(I couldn't help myself)  it sounds like he had a good ol time . Anthony Weiner, Elliot Spitzer  eat(sorry)  your hearts out .

  Steve  "Dr. Ruth " Goldman  reporting .

DSK Cleared Again in France...Interesting Legal Question, Will Details of 2003 Incident in France be Admissible in New York Civil Action ?

Well it looks like DSK has nine lives (What is another name for cat? ). Yup after an investigation by the French Authorities of an alleged 2003 incident (Inspector Cluseau probably), they decided not to prosecute. As Gomer Pyle once said,"surprise, surprise ". They cited the three year statute of limitations as the overriding reason. Tough to argue with that. But, as I read it, the report may have found merit to some of the "sexual assault allegations". So the criminal side of DSK's legal problems are over..Now to the civil side.
Will be interesting to see if "the victim's " attorneys will be successful when they attempt to introduce details of the 2003 incident in their pending case to show notice of DSK's "voracious sexual appetite ".Did anyone say all you can eat?
As I see it, plaintiff's counsel will definitely seek this information via documents and testimony during discovery. This will surely be met with a motion for a protective order. Even if they get the discovery, their attempts at admissibility will definitely be met with an in limine motion(motion to preclude) by the defense.
Good stuff for the bar exam.
Anyway, DSK lives to "blow " dry his hair for another day, and to plan his next international "sexcapade ". He says he's sick of hotel maids..Looking at hotel masseuses now.
This has been your legal analyst Steve Goldman.