Ok, Republicans....I got the answer for your woes . Yup, you guessed it , Tim Tebow . Now that Huntsman is out, Perry is inconsequential and Gingrich is on the verge of being committed to a mental ward, it is time for a fresh, new, young face. Tebow is the answer.
He's young, athletic , right-winged(only thing left about him is the arm he throws with) and after last Saturday's performance he may need new work. Hey, Perry could even be his VP on an all "Evangelical Ticket". Then , if elected he and "Right Wing Rick " can push for a constitutional amendment getting rid of the " Separartion of Church and State " and mandating open , loud prayer on sports fields , Courthouses, schools and on the floors of Congress.
Big photos of Billy Graham could be posted everywhere, and only good "prayer skills " would be needed for up and coming quarterbacks...rendering arm strength an obsolete characteristic. On the flip side, all aspiring Evangelical Preachers would have to learn how to run the option play, no ifs, ands or buts about it.
The country could be renamed "Tebowland " and there would only be one global Twitter account called " TEB-WITTER ".
And yes, instead of debates , the moderator would simply take out a tape measure and measure bicep size of the candidates . Biggest biceps win .
And if all else fails he can run independently on the " Virgin Ticket "(Not a subsidiary of Virgin Atlantic you dumb dumb). And the great thing about that party line is it's impossible to ever get screwed. Should be interesting.
This has been political analyst Steve Goldman reporting.
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