Yes, ladies and gentleman. The Chinese architects are at it again. Remember the rich history of Chinese architectural wonders including "The Great Wall", Suzhou Gardens, The Confucius Temple, Ruins of St. Paul's , Bank of China Tower, The Bund and Forbidden City.
And now , perhaps their greatest achievement . Construction of a 150 meter building shaped like a "Giant Penis " , designed by "Long Dong ", a well-known architect in Beijing. I understand that the development is "coming " along nicely and currently they are working on the elevator "shaft " . This certainly is one of Dong's ballsiest ventures .
It's risky too. You never know if " erectile dysfunction " could bring this job to a grinding halt. I hear the engineers are concerned about contraction(shrinkage) and expansion (don't say it!) during the cold and hot weather . Go figure .
Anyway, I wish them luck in reaching their "climax " on schedule . When completed, I'm sure it will be the "envy " of all Chinese men . Thank you Mr. Dong!
Reporting Steve "Dr. Ruth " Goldman.
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