Republicans Should Be Suspended for One Year For Being Such A__holes!

 What a  "cluster-f__k!!  Our beloved "right wingers"  put our great country on the brink of default, caused a Government  Shutdown  and may have caused  irreparable damage to their party. May, I mean definitely did  cause long-lasting damage to the  GOP.  And for what?
   The debt ceiling   crisis was resolved  finally. We all knew it would be. Not if, but when. A huge game of chicken...That's all it was .  A  plan with   zero chance  of success. 
  Hey, maybe some good  will come out of all this.  Republican political suicide and the Dems retaking the  House.  Let's see. 
  Thank God, the Statue of Liberty is back open.

Dow Shoots Up 323 On Probability a Debt Ceiling Deal May Be Reached !!!

 You don't have to be  a Harvard Economics Profesor  to know  that  even  the "great Republican Party" would never let our Country go into default . The House would huff and huff but would  never destroy America's AAA  rating. So with time growing short(and disapproval ratings  in a free fall),some meaningful discussions took place at the White House.
  Of course investors worldwide desperate for some encouraging news, acted on it, sending the Dow skyrocketing back over the 15,000 mark.  The next few days should be more fun than a barrel of monkeys!!

Steve "Adam Smith " Goldman reporting.